yes, that's right kids, it's now absolutely official: i am a dork. case in point...glasses. all the time. damned astigmatism.
as my beloved marilyn says in the fabulous film "how to marry a millionaire":
"men aren't attentive to girls who wear glasses"
guess i'll have to fall back on my rapier wit, indefatigable humor, and superior brain power to keep the boys lined up at the door...see, using my sarcasm already...