Friday, January 01, 2010

helpful advice to readers of the male persuasion


i have in the past put up several vintage or vintage-inspired misogynistic (and hilarious) posters here and here and i could not let this one go unposted. although further commentary seems unnecessary, i cannot help myself...

the use of a monosyllabic rhyme scheme is a deceptively simple way to point out vital information such as this, while still keeping it at a level all men regardless of education or socioeconomic background can understand and benefit from. women are indeed lying whores and it would be best for all penises and pocketbooks to be kept at a safe distance. consider this your friendly bit of advice for the day, gentlemen. no need to thank me. just pay it forward and keep it safely in your pants, where no disease ridden slattern can infect it with the gonosyphiherpelaids...